Terrorists under every stone.

The US Dept of Justice claims that it has built 35 terrorist cases in Iowa in the last two years.  Who knew that in the hamlets and corn fields of Iowa sleeper cells awaited to be activated at a minutes notice.  Here are a few of the "terrorists" cases as reported by the Des Moines Register.
 

• Four American-born laborers who omitted mention of prior drug convictions or other crimes when they were assigned by a contractor to a runway construction project at the Des Moines airport for manual-labor jobs there.
• Five Mexican citizens who stole cans of baby formula from store shelves throughout Iowa and sold them to a man of Arab descent for later resale.
• Two Pakistani men who entered into or solicited sham marriages so they and their friends could continue to live in Waterloo (Iowa) area and work at convenience stores there.

Also reported by the Des Moines Register...

U.S. District Judge Robert Pratt said, "If there have been terrorism-related  arrests in Iowa, I haven't heard of them."

And every Republican wonders why Fahrenheit 911 is such a popular movie.